I'd love us to spank

twice and finish in the top six. That would do fine with me. The getting rid of Tare would be a bonus. As for Lotito, I can't see anyone else wanting to invest in Lazio at the moment, but if Cragnotti robs a bank and takes charge again, he's most welcome

I'd also love to see Zárate being such overhyped as he was a couple of years ago, so we could fool City into paying a Kolarov fee for him too. We could get (at least) two players of his calibre for 20 millions...
And finally I want to see

being relegated!