Hey mate! I cant wait for the next DERBY!

Can some of you Italian speakers help me with some project in my head???
Derby is not far away anymore...dont know who of you to meet you there..
BUT everybody knows that song "danza kuduro"??!!
I would like, to get some rhymes out of that for an Lazio/anti-Riomma Song! In italian language of course! 
(I speak no Italian and I know that inst either but doesnt matter) The Refrain always reminds me always to the words VAFANCULO and RIOMA MERDA!
So at Disco I sing that shit always in my head:
Danza Kuduroooo ("..VAAFAAANCU'UULOOO!" )
Plo plo plo plo
Lucenzo l Orfanato
El Rey
Las manos arriba cintura sola
Da media vuelta danza kuduro (like "We are Lazio"...so: VAFANCULO)
No te canses ahora que esto solo empieza
Mueve la cabeza danza kuduro (x2) (... Rioma Merda...so: VAFANCULO)
Can some of you help me out for that?! Maybe crazy, but I would like to sing to that song and shit on every Merda fan!!! Totti! Whoever!

And maybe one to verses on someother bitches from Serie A whatever!

Maybe, we can really make a whole song out of that...
Forza Lazio! iscarf1Fuck Merda!
